#pepsi

Cant figure this joke out and unsure where to ask, so here! I was telling my daughter some banana jokes from a website. I found the jokes: Q: How do you spell banana? A: E, V, I, L. Q: Do banana's drink coke or pepsi? A: Neither, they drink blood because they're evil. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/bananajokes.html I can't figure this out and its driving me crazy. Can anyone explain this?

So I asked my dealer for some coke. He said 'Is Pepsi okay?' It was delicious nevertheless.

Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It"".

A board boy sitting in restaurant and taking drinks. Oneday, Jimmy was bored sitting in a restaurant in front of a Pepsi bottle. Just later his friend Jekko came and drink the Pepsi. He said, hello you so board, why? Jimmy said, bad luck today. In the morning my girlfriend broke relationship with me unknown reason. My car faces unknown problem, that's why I reached office late. That's why my boss fired me from the job. The whole I'm frustated and decided to suicide and mixed poison in the bottle…

The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi....

Pathan Joke (Urdu/Punjabi 3 pathan picnic pe gai wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gai faisla keya k sb se chota pathan ja kar pepsi le aye, Chota pathan: mai is shart pr jata ho k tm mere ane tk samosy ni khao ge, 2no ne kaha k thek! 1 ganta guzra pathan ni aya, 3 gantay guzre, 6 gantay guzre, 1 din guzra, 2 din guzre, 2no ne socha k ab samosy kha lene chahye, jese hi samosa uthaya chota pathan darkht k peche se nikl k bola ""JE enj krna ay tay main koi ni jana.

""I'll have a rum and coke"" Is pepsi ok? ""Sure whatever"" *hands you a pepsi and coke*

There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi

I hold my 440mL Pepsi can in the same way i hold my iPhone 5 With regret

Ruger I used to work at Ruger. Everyone knows it as Ruger, but it's actually Sturm, Ruger & Co. I don't know who this ""Sturm"" guy is, but he's obviously getting the short end of the stick. I was lucky in that I live less than 10 minutes from there. Although, to be honest, isn't it all relative? I mean, if my car breaks down, suddenly I live a lot more than 10 minutes from there. They're known of course for their firearms, but they also make golf clubs. No matter what you're buying from Rug…

The dumb 'pretend' game Two simple minded men are trying to amuse themselves because they are bored. One says to the other... ""Oh ! I know. Let's play a game of 'Pretend' !"" The other one not knowing what was the game asked what he had to do... ""Simple !"" said the other. ""I will 'pretend' to be a Butcher in a shop and you come in as a 'pretend' customer and 'pretend' to buy something. The guy playing the customer part says ""Ok, lets do this !"" He turns around while the Butcher 'pretends' …

Please read in Steven Wright's voice... I was driving my friend around and he told me he was hungry. Asked if I'd take him to the drive-thru. I said yes. I pull up to the place and we wait in line for about five minutes. Finally it's our turn. The lady asks how she can help us today and I tell her I need two cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a small Pepsi. She apologizes and says she can't help me. ""Why not?"" ""You're at a bank.""

Not sure the origin of this but I heard it recently So there's a black guy a Mexican guy and a bigot sitting on a park bench, the black guy finds a genie bottle, rubs it and genie comes out and says ""thank you so much for freeing me! Ill give you each any wish you want!"" The black guy says ""I want me and my African brothers all to be in peace back in Africa."" So he disappears and lives in peace in Africa. The Mexican says ""I want all my fellow Mexicans to live in peace in Mexico"" so he dis…

Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Tom takes his girl to a party. Tom took Susan's hand and headed in. They danced the night away with cereals of all kinds and pumped with the music. Not even Cinnamon Toast Crunch could see how great this party was. Eventually Susan got tired and sat down with Tom, thirsty. ""Hey Tom, can you get me a drink babe?"" ""Yeah, sure what do you want?"" Said Tom. ""What do they have"" Complained Susan Well, How about some Coke...wait that line's pretty full. What about some Pepsi, ... well damn, that l…

I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke

It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke.

Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. ""The next train is in one hour"" said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink; Blake had a Pepsi. Again they heard a whistle rushed out and discovered the train pulling away. ""Next one is sixty minutes from now!"" said the stationmaster. An hour la…

A woman called and said ""I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes."" I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said ""Yeah whatever.""

Four CEOs meet up at a bar Its the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness. The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says "the best selling beer in america" and enjoys a sip. The CEO of Heineken orders him a Heineken, says "the best selling beer in Europe" and takes a sip. The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say "probably the best beer in the world". The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have pepsi, all the other CEO's spi…

Get me a drink DAD: Son, get me a drink. SON: Coke or Pepsi? DAD: Coke. SON: Diet or regular? DAD: Regular. SON: Can or bottle? DAD: Bottle. SON: Small or large? DAD: Godammit! Just get water! SON: Mineral or tap? DAD: Mineral! SON: Cold or room temp? DAD: I'll beat you! SON: Stick or belt? DAD: Your'e an ass!!! SON: Donkey or Jack? ___________________________________________ EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!

A blonde woman walks into a library A blonde woman walks into a library and talks to the lady at the front desk and says " I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi." The lady replies "Ma'am, this is a library." The blonde looks around, then whispers " I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi." (Credit goes to my dad for this one. He had another one that I can't remember but once I do I'm coming back to post it)

*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie in a bottle. The genie asks each of them what they wish for. The mexican says, "My wish is for all my mexicans in America to be back in Mexico, drinking beer on the beach!" Poof, his wish is granted. The black guy says, "my wish is for my fellow Africans living in America to all be transported back to Africa where we can be happy and safe!" Poof, his wish is also granted. The genie turns to…

Man: I'll take a rum and coke Bartender: Is pepsi ok? Man: Yeah, that'll do. Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi*