Two DEA officers were called into their superiors office after an operation didn’t quite go to plan. Superior: “Gentlemen, do you want to debrief me on this latest raid?” Officer Jones: “well, sir, as I recall it, first of all I used the battering ram to flatten the door. Then, within a few seconds of getting inside, I found at least 25 ounces of coke and weed all over the coffee table” Superior: “I see, and officer Jennings, is that also how you remember it?” Officer Jennings: “actual

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After inspecting his Mexican hotel room, an American tourist marched straight down to the hotel reception to complain. Wiping the sweat from his brow, he said: "My room has got a large fan at the back, and two huge grills from wall to wall. It's like an oven in there!" A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020. Rich Hall A man asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up call. Next morning, she rang and said: "What are you doing with your life?"

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Yo Mama so poor that she couldn't even afford to scratch an itch. 3805. Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk. 3806. Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo mama put her foot on the table, pointed to her feet, and said "Corn" 3807. Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner. 3808. Yo Mama's so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner! 3809. Yo Mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and tak

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