Two DEA officers were called into their superiors office after an operation didn’t quite go to plan.
Superior: “Gentlemen, do you want to debrief me on this latest raid?”
Officer Jones: “well, sir, as I recall it, first of all I used the battering ram to flatten the door. Then, within a few seconds of getting inside, I found at least 25 ounces of coke and weed all over the coffee table”
Superior: “I see, and officer Jennings, is that also how you remember it?”
Officer Jennings: “actual…