#buck

The City-Slicker and the Farmer One year, a man who lived in the city decided to try his hand at deer hunting. He bought all the the necessary equipment, a license, and a rifle and headed out to the gamelands a good distance away from the city. After a full day's hunting, the man spots a gorgeous buck and manages to make a clean shot. The deer runs for awhile and drops dead right in a farmer's yard. When the man goes to retrieve the deer the farmer meets him and claims that the deer is now his b…

A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab. The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill. The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring. The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent. Finally, the elephant says ""It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!""

Bu, Fu and Chu decided to move to Canada from China. Upon landing and passing through customs they decided to change their names to fit in better. Chu became Chuck Bu became Buck and Fu went back to China

Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, ""I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end."" Chu then said, ""then I'll become Chuck."" After a long pause, Fu said, ""I guess I'll go back to China.""

Once there was a Cowboy and a Lawyer. The Lawyer went deer hunting on a friend's farm. A huge buck comes along and the Lawyer raises his gun, fires and the deer runs off injured. There Lawyer gets down from his tree stand and tracks the deer to a neighboring property lying across the fence line. As the Lawyer starts to climb the fence to claim his buck, a Cowboy comes strolling up on horseback. ""Whoaaa there, where do you think you're going?"" Said the Cowboy. ""Well,"" said the Lawyer ""You se…

There once was a family of 5 from China. Their names were Hu, Fu, Bu, Su and Chu. They wanted to move to the USA so they had to americanize their names. Hu became Huck, Bu became Buck, and Chu became Chuck. Fu and Su stayed in China.

If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe

If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck.

Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!

Rick and Jerry went hunting Rick and Jerry, after 2 days of tracking a buck, made their way into a clearing. both men are exhausted, getting little sleep during their expedition, and Rick decides that after the last 9 straight hours in the bush, he deserves to take a much needed bathroom break. after Jerry had finished gutting the buck, he realized that an hour had passed since Rick had left the clearing. worried, Jerry walked into the forest and found Rick, back against a tree and sitting as if…

A priest and his atheist friend go hunting in the woods The atheist spots a turkey in the distance. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that,"" says the priest, ""lest you incur God's wrath."" They walk on some more and the atheist spots a rabbit. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses again. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that!"" Says the priest again. ""God will surely strike you down next time!"" Finally, in the deepest part of the woods, they spot a lar…

A mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician are hunting deer... Hiding behind a fallen tree, they see a buck at the other end of the field. The mathematician takes out his rifle, aims, and fires. The bullet misses twenty feet to the left. The engineer takes out her rifle, aims, adjusts for the wind, and fires. The bullet misses twenty feet to the right. The statistician yells ""We got 'em!!""

A joke or a threat? When I was about 17 or 18, I went hunting with my girlfriend's father and I ended up getting a young buck. I was describing the situation to him and I mentioned that the deer had come running from the other side of the field so I assumed something over there had spooked it. He replied ""Or he could have been chasing a doe."" Then he looks at me, no laugh, no smile, and says ""See what chasing pu$$y can get you?""

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty, but deer nuts are under a buck!

Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time and the buck dropped immediately. The hunting party rushed to see how big it actually was. Upon reaching the fallen deer, they found out that it was dead but only had one bullet hole. A debate followed concerning whose buck it was. When a game warden came by, he offered to help. A few moments later, he had the…

3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China

Shirly-Mae goes to the sherif's... ""Oh sherif, mah husband Buck wen out fishin' on the bayou jus las evenin, and he ain't come home! i is worried sick!"" ""well alright. me n the boys will go lookin. don't you worry miss, we'll find him, sure enough"" ""thank yew, sherif. would yew please call me when you do?"" ""yes ma'am."" so sherif and the boys go a-lookin, and sure enough, find Buck. sherif calls Shirly-Mae ""Now ma'am, we found your husband. I got some good news, and some bad news. Bad ne…

Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Three Chines men get off a boat... They get to the US customs, the Boarder control asks their names: I'm Fu he's Bu and the guy is Chu. The Boarder control guy decides to give them a hard time. Says if you want to come in you need American names. You will be Buck, you can be Chuck.. Fu went back to China.

How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

Little Timmy was told that everybody has a secret. Little Timmy was told at school today, that everybody had a secret, so dark that they would do anything to keep it a secret. So he decided to test this out. He went to his mom and looked straight into her eyes and said : Mom I know your secret. And without a moment passing his mom burst in tears and handed him 20 dollars, telling him to keep the secret to himself. With 20 dollars in his pocket, he was quick running to his father, staring at him …

Bob and Steve are out hunting deer They've managed to shoot a big buck and are carrying it back to the car slung across a stick. All of a sudden Steve says ""Dude I've gotta take a shit, I'll be back in a few minutes."" Steve walks off a short way into the forest, digs a hole and starts doing his business. Bob is waiting for a while, then comes up with the idea that he'll freak Steve out by gutting the buck, sneaking up behind him while hes taking a shit and dump the guts into the hole Steve had…

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date? As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Papa knows best Kid goes up to his dad and asks: ""Papa, do you know the difference between carnies and trannies?"" The dad, stunned to hear his 6 year old ask such a thing replies: ""Well son, one works for a living and makes an honest buck, the other is just a freak that pretends he/she/it/they are what he/she/it/they are not and want normal people to feel bad for not going along with their delusions"". ""and Son, for the love of Jesus, respect them circus people, they are good people, refer t…

We have ourselfs a bad idea! I'm working in this supermarket with my Chinese friend Jet, when I notice that there are no cctv cameras down the tinned produce Isle, I ask jet if he wants to make a quick buck with me and steal some sealed boxes of tinned food from of the top of the shelving unit, he's in, but we can't reach without drawing attention to ourselves he said he's got an idea, the next day we meet up down the Isle and he pulls a fold up bench from inside his jacket, I put the bench down…