The City-Slicker and the Farmer One year, a man who lived in the city decided to try his hand at deer hunting. He bought all the the necessary equipment, a license, and a rifle and headed out to the gamelands a good distance away from the city. After a full day's hunting, the man spots a gorgeous buck and manages to make a clean shot. The deer runs for awhile and drops dead right in a farmer's yard. When the man goes to retrieve the deer the farmer meets him and claims that the deer is now his because it's on his land. ""What are you talking about?! It took me all day to take this buck!"" The farmer looks at the man, who is obviously from the city. ""Tell you what. We'll compete for it. We'll take turns kicking each other in the nuts until one of us gives up. The winner gets the deer."" The man, not wanting to go home empty handed, timidly agrees. The farmer immediately hauls back and lands a kick right in the man's groin, collapsing him. The man writhes in pain on the ground for about a minute and slowly stands up. ""Okay, my turn."" The farmer says, ""Nah that's ok. You can have the deer."" He turns around and walks back into his house.