We have ourselfs a bad idea! I'm working in this supermarket with my Chinese friend Jet, when I notice that there are no cctv cameras down the tinned produce Isle, I ask jet if he wants to make a quick buck with me and steal some sealed boxes of tinned food from of the top of the shelving unit, he's in, but we can't reach without drawing attention to ourselves he said he's got an idea, the next day we meet up down the Isle and he pulls a fold up bench from inside his jacket, I put the bench down and climb up to the tins but it turns out, jets stool can't help steal beans!
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