#bernie-sanders

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election? Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Bernie Sanders should change his name to Colonel. That way he'll surely get the black vote.

Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!

Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm.

Easy Guide to the 2016 Presidential Election 1.If you don't know anything about politics: Vote for Donald Trump! 2.If you don't know anything about ethics: Vote for Hillary Clinton! 3.If you don't know anything about economics: Vote for Bernie Sanders!

I heard that Bill Clinton threw his support behind Bernie Sanders He misheard. He thought the campaign slogan was *Feel the Intern*.

Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark) They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!

Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago.

In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy.

Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?

Bernie sanders Me and my buddy are playing 1 cent pool bets. I'm up two games and I say I'm going to get your 2 cents. He goes nobody wants it anyway. I reply, so you're just giving it away? I'm already feelin the bern!

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad

In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb""

How do you piss off the rich and the poor in two words? Bernie Sanders. Clause: I support the guy.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk? He can't stand the 1%

What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president? Bernie Sanders becoming president.

Bernie Sanders won another state last night! The State of Denial

When Bernie Sanders was in highschool, why did he have more friends than normal, fail English class, and never study? He was a bit more social than normal. He refused to use capitalism. He was always on Reddit.

George Washington, Bernie Sanders, and Bill Clinton are all on a sinking ship... ...George Washington exclaims, ""Save the women!"" Bernie Sanders then yells,""Screw the women!"". Bill Clinton then asks excitedly,"" Do we have time?""

Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally? There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd.

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter? Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Bernie Sanders walks into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Mr. Sanders! Drinks on me. I really hope you win. Imagine another Clinton in the White House? It would be a circus!"" Bernie replies ""Bill didn't run a circus, he ran affaire!""

Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit? He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats.