#bernie-sanders

Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa.

After being elected President Bernie Sanders confronted...

CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk 35% drink 2% milk

Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS He will now go by: Ernie Anders.

After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted... ...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications. The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common?,"They're old promise you free shit and are red!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?,"Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?,"He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell it's just a joke

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election? Because he's two radical.

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders? Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How do you know there's a Bernie Sanders fan at your door? Hillary Clinton knocked four minutes ago, but come on guys, no one expected Bernie to come second by so close!! This is a win for him!!! Now's not the time to give up hope!!!! We have to keep fighting!!!!!! Don't get discouraged!!!!!!! Political revolution isn't going to be easy!!!!!!!! I'm donating $4:00 to Bernie's campaign!!!!!!!! Match me, bro!!!!!!!!!

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters? Because he hates capitalism.

What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? They're old, promise you free shit and are red!

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut? Remove only the top 1% please.

If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America

Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders? Probably not, the mods deleted it before anyone saw.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter? There age

How can you tell if a girl is under 18? Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE

What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump? Trump is winning!