#bernie-sanders

Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common? Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch? Bernie Sanders

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected? All your stuff has been donated to charity

For people who say bernie sanders and is socialist ideals is going to revive the red scare... Actually we're blue... (Go bernie!)

Did you hear about the hard working sander company that refuses to give their workers kneepads. Aka Bernie Sanders.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use? Progressive.

I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders? He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent

I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders... He responded, ""So you want to see America be destroyed?"" I said, ""No, I want to watch it Bern.""

Bernie Sanders walks into a college bar on Friday Night.... One of his aides turns off the music, another calls for the attention of the young crowd. Bernie nervously coughs for 3 or so minutes, fumbling with his notes. He licks his lips and begins to speak about alcohol inequality, and the alcohol rich and the alcohol 99%. One of the kids waaaaay in the back speaks up quickly. >Mr. Sanders are you going to buy us all a drink now? The crowd laughs. Bernie squints at the Kid and licks his lips…

Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN.

Bernie Sucks! Outside the Bernie Sanders campaign offices in Iowa, after a snowstorm, staffers came to work and found BERNIE SUCKS melted in the snow, apparently by urine. They immediately roped off the area and called for an investigation. Reporting to Bernie that evening, they said GOOD NEWS! We found it to be Donald Trumps urine!! BETTER NEWS! It is Hilary's handwriting!!

A man rings your internet doorbell.. Says: ""Can you spare 5 minutes to talk about Bernie Sanders?""

what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4

What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders.

Barrack Obama, Bernie Sanders, and Santa Claus are standing on a cliff, this cliff is overlooking an urban area in America. Obama and Sanders open their wallets, ready to help the people bellow, while Santa opens his sack. ""I want to make ten people happy"" Obama announces, as he throws $10,000 off of the cliff. Sanders replies: ""I will make one hundred people happy"", and he throws $100,000 off of the cliff. It is now Saint Nick's turn to play. Good old Santa Claus looks around at the people …

I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton.

I'm dressing up as Bernie Sanders for halloween I'm going to take the candy from the rich kids and give it all to the poor ones

This Halloween I'm going to dress up like Bernie Sanders... and go around the bar drinking 90% of everyone elses beer...

This Christmas... This Christmas, Donald Trump's hair becomes sentient and nukes canada. Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War. Bernie Sanders stars... in HELL TOUPEE

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!

If Bernie Sanders is elected president, I want to spend a weekend at the White House and film it. I'll call it ""Weekend at Bernie's""