#usa

From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture.

Why is USA so gloomy? Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why did the USA invade Panama? Just 'Cause

Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA.

Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho.

Wanna hear something gross about USA? $18.124 trillion

What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration.

What country is next to USA? USB.

Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: "Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."

What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.

Did you know the USA is banning shredded cheese? We are trying to make America grate again!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL

Why is the USA so bad at chess? Because they are missing two towers.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A? "You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What is the difference between the USA and North Korea? One is of them has a great leader!

Clinton and Trump get in a plane crash, who is saved? The USA

Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us.