#school

If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12.

As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering

It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework

If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study.

Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?

marrying ur high school sweetheart is like eating chicken tenders n being like ok cool im only eating chicken tenders the rest of my life

*buying teacher's gifts* 7: Mrs. J said she hates candles. Me: {recalling mountain of homework every night} Pumpkin Spice Candle it is then!

Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

When asked my theory on Amelia Earhart's disappearance I said "maybe she went black" and now I don't have to help with homework

When I see one of those student driver cars, I always honk a lot and yell, "You're doing great!" I think they appreciate the encouragement.

No mom I won't go to "night school," I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours

My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.

I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.

Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like "I'm Google DRIVE now," but we still called it Docs for the rest of college.

Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?

"I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled "Ninja School", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"

Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!

just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said "i figured you'd have cured cancer by now." then i washed bird shit off her tahoe

You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots.

My bf asked me to act like a "naughty school girl" for him so I forged a note from my mom saying I don't have to participate.

Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider

Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever

It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was "too much of a prude" is now a Catholic school teacher.

I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard "Shake It Off" 137 times.

probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie.