Mamma Mia!
Gina had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.
But her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Gina. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
So up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Gina ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Gina," say…