Country boys learn the ways of the world One fine night, hot blonde Gina has her car break down on a lonely highway. Since no mechanic is in sight, and no car seems to pass by to ask for a lift, she knocks at the door of the nearest house she can find. She's greeted by an unwilling old man. She explains her situation to him, saying that she just needs a place to stay for the night...the grumpy old man finally relents, and tells his dumb but innocent sons, Gary and Carl to sleep in the living room and give her the bed for the night. In the middle of the night, Gina feels the uncontrollable urge for the D. She wakes the boys up and leads her into the bedroom, and tells them, *""Boys, tonight, I'm gonna teach you the ways of the world! But you don't wanna get me pregnant, so you will have to put on these""*, and so, our protected country boys grow up that night... 5 years later, Gary and Carl recall their magic moments with Gina on that amazing night. *""You remember that girl Gina, who taught us the ways of the world?""* *""Yeah...""*, they smile faintly, looking into the distance... *""You still care if she gets pregnant?""* *""Nope...""* *""Good!...lets get rid of that thing we've put on...""*
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