In Bed With The Wife A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her gina. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What are you doing, taking all your pajamas off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my private parts. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier!" The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.