#london

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen ""Your Queenship

Irishman and Pints of Guinness An Irishman walks into a bar in London

An English soldier has returned from the frontlines in France As the soldier gets on the train to London

Two beggars in London Ali and Habib are beggars.

I went to the Islamic book store I went to the Islamic book store in London and asked if they have the book about Muslim deportation.

A Scotsman Moves to London A young man from the Highlands moved to the big city to seek his fortune. After settling in for a couple of weeks

I was going from London to Australia for a holiday... I was passing the security check at the airport and the man working there asked

A Scotsman goes to London One day

Grammar Lesson No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by

A man in Scotland... ...calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says

An Irishman was sitting at a bar in London ...when he heard a guy with an Irish accent and asked if he was from Ireland.

Mahatma Gandhi's sass When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London

After a Beer Festival in London all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” 'Dad

A devout Muslim entered a cab in London He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio

A Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane. A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy.

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 50 seconds.

Two beggars in London Two beggars in London

A Scotsman moves to London “How’s the flat you’re living in in London

In a hotel in London The room service boy knocks on the door ....

Apparently someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds in London Poor guy

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London...... .......when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

A tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around