Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!

In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks.

If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.

My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato.