Life lesson One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, ""You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."" A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. ""Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?"" asks the little boy. …