#sydney

I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?

A Lesson For All Employees Who Work With Rude Customers. An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being customer focused, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his…

A British man once wished to visit Australia A Englishman from London decided he needed a vacation, and chose Sydney, Australia, but soon realized that he could never afford such a trip. So, he finally came to the decision to stop buying tea, and use all the money he saved from not buying tea to fund his new dream. After a couple years, he had accumulated plenty and took 2 weeks off work to take his trip over the Summer. As his plane was flying over the Australian outback, about 2 hours out from…

Smartest human competition Once upon a time a major TV outlet hosted greatly revered competition to determine the smartest, wisest, brightest specimen of Homo Sapiens once and for all. The popularity and feedback was unprecedented. Millions applied. After months of long and detailed tests ranging from simple IQ tests to timed QED calculations a surprising result emerged. There was two unexpected standing challengers: An Irish priest and an Australian farmer. Grand jury began final round televise…

Ok so there's this brunette who is determined to vanquish the stereotype that all blonds are dumb so she invites one million blond people to her event and manages to get her event televised all over the world. She then points to a blond sat on the front row and asks her to get on the stage. ""Ok, today is the day, I'm here to prove to you all that blonds are not dumb people, just regular people like you and me who have a different hair colour. I will ask this woman three questions and I guarante…

Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR

I spoke to my brother in Sydney... I just got off the phone to my brother in Sydney, he's a bit shaken up by this whole cafe incident, but feeling more settled now. Although I did have a go at him for letting 5 of the damn hostages escape.

give me an example of a tragedy? Tony Abbott was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Abbott if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playin' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' '…

A groaner for you all... A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Melbourne. It says to the nonplussed waiter, ""I've munched my way from Sydney to here and I'd like something different to eat."" ""What would you like?"" asks the waiter. ""A leaf of fresh lettuce between two pieces of toasted white bread, thanks."" The waiter makes up the meal, sets it down in front of the rabbit, who gorges himself upon it happily. Then, he asks for seconds, ""only this time, make it wholemeal bread,"" he sa…

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, ""You're in charge of sweeping."" To the Irishman he says ""You're in charge of shoveling."" To the Chinese guy, ""You're in charge of supplies."" He then says, ""Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."" So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is…

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

give me an example of a tragedy? Tony Abbott was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Abbott if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playin' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' …

A Man meets a Genie, Is granted 1 wish. A young man is going about his regular day when a genie stops him and grants him one wish. The man stops to think about it for a minute, then says, okay i got one. He tells the Genie for his wish he wants to build a bridge from Los Angeles to Sydney so he could drive whenever he wants. The Genie immediately said no, its not possible. The Pacific is just too deep, their are currents, the bridge will never hold up. Its impossible, wish for something el…

A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down