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I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?

A teacher trying to teach good manners ... A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: ""Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"" Michael said: ""Just a minute I have to go pee."" The teacher responded by saying: ""That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"" Sherman said: ""I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be…

Damn, ref. Is your phone on vibrate? Because you sure as hell missed that pass interference call on Sherman!

Good manners During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ""Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"" Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite' What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be …

The Polite Way to Pee . . . During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael said: Just a minute I have to go pee. The teacher responded by saying: That would be rude and impolite. What about you, Sherman, how would you say it? Sherman said: I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I…

Southern cop to Yankee speeder, whom he has just pulled over: ""Little lady, nobody goes through Georgia that fast."" Speeder: ""Sherman did.""

General Sherman is marching through the South, and passes Stone Mountain in Georgia. On top is a lone rebel, hurling insults down on the Yankees. Sherman sends ten men up to deal with the rebel. Twenty minutes pass, the men don't return, and the rebel appears again on top of the mountain, yelling insults. Sherman sends a hundred men up to deal with the rebel. Twenty minutes pass, the men don't return, and the rebel appears again on top of the mountain, yelling insults. Finally, Sherman sends a t…

Proper Manners During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll…

The Polite Way to Pee  a friend sent this to me on whatsapp today. During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"  Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'  The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite' What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said:…

The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Excuse me,I need to pee.' The teacher responded: 'That would be quite impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it? Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That…

Table manners Teacher:"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' Teacher: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' Teacher:'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny…

While teaching a class A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back." "That’s bett…

A teacher in class, A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back." "That’s be…

The Correct Way to Pee .. The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite' What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I …

The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly Sherman marched to the sea