#jesus-christ

Jesus Christ fed 2 000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish

The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ

Three priests walk into a bar and see a man whos already had a few drinks. The man walks up to them and says "you know I'm jesus christ". One of the priests replies "I don't think you are son" so the man says right, I'll prove it to you. He walks out of the bar and a few seconds later comes stumbling back in. The barman sees him and shout "jesus christ not you again"

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says "no son you're not." The drunk turns to the other priest, "I'm jesus Christ" to which the second priest replies "no son you're not." So the drunk says "Look I'll show you." So he walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says "Jesus Christ you're here again?" EDIT: Thanks!

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit.

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy

Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas? It would've just been "mas".

Why is Jesus always sad? Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir …

One day a bus was loaded with fathers from one church to another. One of the father say, “If you see any hot girl just say Jesus Christ”. After a while while, one of the father said Jesus Christ. GUESS WHAT OTHER FATHERS SAID: Where... Where is she?