#high-school

An Ode to High School The freshman girl, Oh so shy, sits an watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, With his head in a whirl, Sits and watches the junior gurl. The junior girl, In her red sedan Sits and watches the senior man. But the senior man, all hot and wild, Secretly loves the freshman child.

Cherry Hill A High school class in Nevada is missing two of their students, the teacher after already half way through the class becomes angry that they had still not shown up. She runs to the door to go find them, when a girl walks in, the teachers says, ""Where have you been all this time?!?"". The girl replies, ""I've been on top of Cherry Hill."" She tells her to go to her seat and says,"" I've never heard of Cherry Hill before."" Suddenly there is a knock on the door the teacher rushes over…

I teach High School Machine Tool and Die, and was quite impressed with a students response to another student passing gas. I walked into the room and asked who passed gas. After a bit of blaming each other one student said ""Who ever it was should apologize to Ben."" I asked ""why is that"". He said ""Because Ben's people have been gassed enough"". And yes, Ben is Jewish...

My High School had a nap time class It was great, every day it was so refreshing to get some sleep after lunch. But in order to get the class approved by the school district it had to have an official sounding name. So the school called it Math.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!

The Green Golf Ball Once upon a time, there was a young boy, and this young boy was having his 10th birthday. His father thinking that it was an important day for his young lad, said to him, 'You can have anything that you want for your birthday'. The boy thought and thought. Finally, he said to his pop, ""Dad, I want a green golf ball."" The man was surprised a bit, but decided to humour his son. And so, the boy recieved 1 green golf ball for his 10th birthday. On this boy's 13th birthday, when…

A Father and his Son are walking down the condom aisle in the pharmacy... The son notices that condoms are sold in different numbers per pack, so he asks his Dad why. The Dad replies, ""Well, son, the 3 pack is for when you're in High School. One for Friday night, and two for Saturdays. The 6 pack is for when you're in College. Two for Thursday, two for Friday, and two for Saturday."" The son asks, ""What about the 12 pack? I bet that's really good."" The Dad says, ""Oh, the 12 pack is for when …

So, Jimmy gets beaten up by Clarence ...the first day of the first grade, and Jimmy says, ""one day when I'm big and strong ima beat you up Clarence. Time passes, and the first day of middle school, Clarence beats up Jimmy, and Jimmy says, 'When I is big and strong, ima beat you up Clarence"" More time passes, and the first day of High school, Clarence beats up Jimmy. Jimmy says to him, When I is bigger and stronger, ima beat you up good Clarence. More time passes, almost 10 years and Jimmy has …

High School Reunion I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too ol…

the Barroom delivery A very pregnant teenager walks into a bar. Being that it is around 10 in the morning, the bar, aside from the bartender is empty. the teenager walks up to the bar and says ""Give me a drink. I need to kill this thing inside of me"" The bartender is pretty taken back by this. she's clearly underage, and, from the mascara running down her face, is distraught. ""I'm sorry,"" replies the bartender. ""but there's no way I'd ever serve a pregnant woman a drink and no chance in hel…

Best Way to deal with High School Bullies: Grow up to be smarter, richer and better looking than them and then add them on Facebook.

High School Reunion Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion, after meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works. Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." "Husband say…

A joke from my baseball coach... Two 90-year old guys, Leo and Frank, had been friends all of their lives.  When it was clear that Leo was dying, Frank visited him every day. One day Frank said' Leo, we both loved playing baseball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there.'     Leo looked up at Frank from his deathbed and said, 'Frank you've been my best friend for many years.  If …

Two men are sitting in a bar 'Hey, when were you born?' asks the first man. '3rd of February 1961,' replies the second. 'Interesting, that's when I was born too! Where were you born?' 'In Seattle.' 'That's weird, I was born in Seattle as well,' exclaims the first man. 'Where did you go to school?' 'I went to the Abraham Lincoln High School.' 'That's incredible, I went to Lincoln High too!' A waitress walks by. The first man grabs her arm and says: 'Hey, listen! This guy and I were born …

Many years ago I went to my High School prom It was a very involved process. Leading up to the prom I had to stand in line to get fitted for my tuxedo. I had to stand in line to reserve the limo for my date. Then I had to stand in line again to pick my tux up once it was ready. The day of the prom finally arrived, but I had to go stand in line to pick up my boutonnière. That florist was out of corsages, so I had to go stand in line at yet another florist to get a corsage for myself. Final…

A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child, and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first magical moment. On the day of the birth, a beautiful baby girl was born and the parents were instantly smitten. "It's 'Love.'" said the mother. "All I can think when I gaze on this precious child is 'Love.' That needs to be her name." The father was not on board. "We can't n…

I was voted “Least likely to succeed” by my High School class. I hate my teaching job.

Four Guys Are at a High School Reunion Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.

Senior year of High School is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore

but so did Paul. That incident resulted in a life long friendship. Paul and Artie went to the same High School together. They traveled around Europe that one summer in college. Artie was Paul's best man at his wedding. Everyone thought speech Artie gave was terrible But Paul loved it Artie was his best friend.

I went to a High School pep rally.... The principal had announced earlier that day that he would make an inspirational speech for us. At the rally

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What is it that prevents Blondes' admission to College? - High School!