I teach High School Machine Tool and Die, and was quite impressed with a students response to another student passing gas. I walked into the room and asked who passed gas. After a bit of blaming each other one student said ""Who ever it was should apologize to Ben."" I asked ""why is that"". He said ""Because Ben's people have been gassed enough"". And yes, Ben is Jewish...
For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.
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