#high-school

I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....

High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks.

[High school reunion] Classmate: I've been out building schools in Africa Me: I got banned from the zoo for gluing sideburns onto a dolphin

[High school reunion] Hey guys! Remember me!? "No" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!

Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.

Me "I love you." My 3yo "Thanks." And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back.

High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway

I think High School birth control classes should just be forcing the students to watch videos of me taking my 3 kids to the grocery store

Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?" Me: "You got all C's in High School?"

I went to a High School pep rally.... The principal had announced earlier that day that he would make an inspirational speech for us. At the rally, he walked up to the microphone for his speech. But, all he did was look at the crowd, smiled, and stepped down. We were left speechless.

A High School Couple is Going to Prom... A high school couple is going to prom, but they have to take care of all the necessary errands. First, the girlfriend needs a dress, so they go to the dress store, and it's crazy busy. They have to stand in the dress line for hours but finally they buy a nice dress. Then, the boyfriend needs a tuxedo. So they go to the tuxedo rental store, and it too is really busy. So, they stand in the tuxedo line for hours and rent a nice tuxedo. Then, they have to get…

Slogan A High School teacher was lecturing her class on why companies advertise and what they do to make people remember them. ""That's why companies have slogans,"" he explained. ""For example, who can tell me which company says, 'I'm loving it!'"" To which the students reply, ""McDonald's!"" All the students knew that one. ""How about 'My Baloney has a first name.'"" To which some of the students said ""O-S-C-A-R."" He mentioned a few more, and discovered that his class was pretty savvy about …

High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn.

Graduation unlike before 2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be happier....it was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.

What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede""

High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club.

I'm looking into joining the rubber band industry after High school. I've heard from multiple people that it has quite extensive opportunities.

I almost became a cop...... I decided to finish High School instead!

This one time in High School I ate an entire roll of quarters Shit was so cash

In High School they used to call me Big Tim, but it wasn't because of my height, Ladies ;).... .....its because I was Morbidly Obese.

High School Jocks Attend W. Virginia Prom Together Two high school jocks made news last weekend by going to the prom as a couple, reports Outsports. Musselman High School student and West Virginia all-state athlete, Michael Martin, knew who he wanted to take to the prom Saturday: his boyfriend, Logan Westrope, a student at neighboring Hedgesville High. ""I asked Logan to the prom after his work,"" Martin said. ""I gave him a bag with a chicken sandwich inside and asked, 'Are you a chicken or wil…

Do you remember me ? Sometimes memory loss isn't that uncommon ! 60th High School Reunion -------------------------------- He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him. Finally, he picked up cou…

She thought she found her high school sweetheart! I was recently sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who was in my high school class almost 50 years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the dee…

A father and his disappointing daughter So there's a girl, who just graduated from High School as an honors student but just a few A's away from making Valedictorian. After her graduation, her father walks up to her and says ""you've let me down."" The girl goes to medical school. Once again, she graduates near the top of her class but isn't the top of her class. The father walks up to her and says ""you've let me down."" The girl was nominated for a big promotion in her hospital but was just a …

Skipper This is one of my favorite jokes, but I have to warn you, it's a bit of a shaggy-dog joke. So, there's a guy named Skipper who, at his work, is known for being a braggart and constantly making things up. Everyone in the workplace knows that Skipper's always telling ridiculous stories and they eventually learn to ignore it. Skipper's boss, though, can't stand it, and says to himself ""this obnoxious kid is insufferable. I can't have him coming into the office everyday and spouting this bu…