Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?" Me: "You got all C's in High School?"
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Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?" Me: "You got all C's in High School?"
Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?
Went to "The Social Network." I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me
Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".
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