#nguyen

What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings""

Graduation unlike before 2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be happier....it was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.

Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!""

When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz.

DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen.

I went down to the pub with me mates to bet on sports I visited Charlie the bookie with my list of names for the evening's kickboxing matches, he gave it a look and said, "You only wrote down their last names." so I responded, "But you know who they are, right? Am I good bruv?" so he was like, "Yeah yeah, yer alright. You got 500 quid on this Nguyen bloke then?" so I'm like, "Yeah yeah, he's Vietnamese. Tough lad, reckon he'll sort 'em out eh?" So then the fights start, a couple of bouts come …

Did you hear about the one asian guy who failed calculus? He was the odd Nguyen out.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation.