#bens

I wonder if they ever considered calling it Jerry & Ben's.

Timing is Key During the Japanese Occupation Mike, Sam and Ben were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad. That night, Mike came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion. The next morning, Mike was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, ""Ready.. Aim.."", but before he could complete, shouted, "" Earthquake!! Earthquake!"" The …

Sorry Wrong Number! It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. ""Hello?"" A girl's voice came over the line. ""Can I speak to Ben, please?"" I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored. ""I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"" ""Do you know what time he'll be back?"" she responded. ""I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."" Silence on the other end... a confused …

I teach High School Machine Tool and Die, and was quite impressed with a students response to another student passing gas. I walked into the room and asked who passed gas. After a bit of blaming each other one student said ""Who ever it was should apologize to Ben."" I asked ""why is that"". He said ""Because Ben's people have been gassed enough"". And yes, Ben is Jewish...

10 Ben was talking with his group of friends When they were visited by aliens Now Ben, being a mathematician, Asked them, ""What base do you count in?"" ""We count in the base of 10,"" Responded the first alien. Ben's best friend was not a mathematician, And so he asked Ben this question: ""Ben, what base do we count in?"" Ben said ""We use base 10, just like them."" One if those aliens Then asked for help from Ben He said ""see this here button, human?"" ""We need you to push it on the count of…

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. ""Hello?"" A girl's voice came over the line. ""Can I speak to Ben, please?"" I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored. ""I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"" ""Do you know what time he'll be back?"" she responded. ""I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."" Silence on the other end... a confused silence. ""Is this S…

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes' said his dad. 'What are they then if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.