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A Mafia leader gets cheated out of $10 million by his bookeeper, Paul. Paul had been deaf all of his life, so it was assumed he would be perfect for the job. A deaf guy couldn't hear anything that he would have to testify in court, after all. When the leader found out, he went to confront Paul with an interpreter, one who knows ASL. ""Ask him where the $10 million he stole from me is,"" he demanded. The interpreter signs this to Paul, to which he signs back ""I don't know what you're talking abo…

Free Tickets to the US Open My buddy gave me two tickets to the US Open but I realized I am getting married that day. If anyone wants to take my place, the wedding is at St. Paul's Church and her name is Emily

Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate.

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. ""I'll be ready in a few minutes"" she said. ""Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over shakes hands sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms he'll jump through."" The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped thro…

Meeting a blind date Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nerviously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop wit…

So two Irish guys walk into a pub... They both sit down at the counter and place their orders. As they're sipping their drinks one looks at the other and thinks that they're something familiar about him. The guy says to the other, "Hey, do I know you from somewhere?", to which the other responds, "Well, I'm from Galway, where are you from?" The first guy brightens up and says, "You don't say! I'm from Galway as well! What school did you go to?" The other responds, "I went to St. Paul's Seco…

Super Bowl tickets Short notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl. They are box seats that he spent $5,700 a piece for which includes transportation to and from the stadium, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room. What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It’s at St. Paul’s Church on North Avenue at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she …

The Seven Dwarfs Go To Church Father O'Malley was conducting mass at St. Paul's in New York one Sunday

but so did Paul. That incident resulted in a life long friendship. Paul and Artie went to the same High School together. They traveled around Europe that one summer in college. Artie was Paul's best man at his wedding. Everyone thought speech Artie gave was terrible But Paul loved it Artie was his best friend.