#east-germany

Michele Bachmann vowed to dismantle the US embassy in Iran, which hasn't existed since the 80s. She also promised to crack down on the USSR, support East Germany, and reestablish ties with the Holy Roman Empire. [x-post from r/headlinejokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/headlinejokes/comments/mweiw/michele_bachmann_vowed_to_dismantle_the_us/)

an old Russian man wants to visit a friend in germany an old Russian man remembers a good friend he had in east Germany, and he decides he should go check up. He doesn't have enough money for a plane, however, so he decides he will drive. The next morning he and his wife get into their car and start driving. Several hours go by on the empty road and after a while, they reach the Latvian border. a man stops them and asks for passports. He asks in broken Russian ""your names?"" the man responds ""…

ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany? not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution.

East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks. In East Germany Marx determines your job.

Tanslated East German Jokes A man walks to the dock where he sees a big cargo ship. He shouts: ""Where are you heading?"" The captain answers: ""We are a trading ship loaded with industrial goods and are headed for St.Petersburg to trade with the sowjet union."" The man: ""Oh and with what are you getting back?"" The captain: ""If we are lucky we get back with our ship."" -------- The sowjet Union and the people's republic of China had some border conflict where Moscow threated to use nukes. Aft…

Old joke from East Germany. Three guys work at a factory: 1st guy comes 5 minutes too late for work. Gets arrested for sabotage. 2nd guy comes 5 minutes too early for work. Gets arrested for espionage. 3rd guy comes to work on time. Gets arrested for possessing a West-Uhr. (a watch from the west)

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercising muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in…

An old joke from East Germany A German worker gets a job in Siberia. Aware of how all mail will be read by censors, he tells his friends: "Let’s establish a code: if a letter you will get from me is written in ordinary blue ink, it is true; if it is written in red ink, it is false." After a month, his friends get the first letter, written in blue ink: "Everything is wonderful here: stores are full, food is abundant, apartments are large and properly heated, movie theaters show films from the W…

Three men are serving jail time in East Germany. As they wait for time to pass, they eventually talk about why they were imprisoned. The first one says: "Everyday, I got to work five minutes early, so they condemned me for espionage!" The other two ask the second man. He says: "Everyday, I got to work 5 minutes late, so they condemned me for sabotage!" Men number one and two are getting curious about the third man. Upon asking him, he says: "Everyday, i got to work exactly in time, so th…

Polish biker During the times of the cold war and the iron curtain, a Pole with a bike and a bag full of sand was crossing the border to east Germany. At the border control point the guard said: \-Sir we need to search your bag for any smuggled goods. They went through the bag and found nothing but sand. This situation repeated for multiple days, with each the guard would get more and more frustrated as he didn't find anything in the bag of sand. So one they he can't take it anymore and says:…

Three men are serving jail time in East Germany. As they wait for time to pass

An old joke from East Germany A German worker gets a job in Siberia. Aware of how all mail will be read by censors