#west-germany

A German joke (I tried to translate a German joke into English. For the full effect try to read it in an East German accent. Just try your best imitation of a German accent and make it sound shitty on purpose.) After the fall of the Berlin wall an East German decides to visit West Germany for the first time. He is amazed by how different everything is and decides to take a cab to explore everything. He enters the Mercedes cab and they drive off. He notices the Mercedes-Benz hood ornament, but do…

East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks. In East Germany Marx determines your job.

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercising muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in…

Three men are serving jail time in East Germany. As they wait for time to pass, they eventually talk about why they were imprisoned. The first one says: "Everyday, I got to work five minutes early, so they condemned me for espionage!" The other two ask the second man. He says: "Everyday, I got to work 5 minutes late, so they condemned me for sabotage!" Men number one and two are getting curious about the third man. Upon asking him, he says: "Everyday, i got to work exactly in time, so th…