#clintons

"Scored 4, 10 year ago" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address. - Happy Presidents Day.

Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula.

Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a "basket of deplorables." The rest had to go look up "deplorable."

Bill and Hillary are sitting in a limo. As they are in the middle nowhere the driver tells them that they need to refuel. Seeing as there is only a single gas station for miles around the secret service race ahead to secure the location. When the Clinton's arrive they are greeted by the lone gas attendant. Hillary notices him and chuckles a bit as she explains to Bill that he was an old boyfriend of hers. Bill puts on a big grin and says ""Well aren't you glad you married me"". ""Not really"" Hi…

In light of the DNC event and my own recent experience with the forced install of windows 10.. What do the Clinton's have in common with Bill Gates? They both no longer need your consent.

The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox

Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate... I've seen a couple of versions of this joke but nothing recently on here - maybe I'm wrong.... Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate at a local college. During a break both go back for some coffee. Clinton, repulsed by McCain's over principled conservatism says ""Sir, if I was your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee"". McCain, appalled by Clinton's unbridled liberalism replies, ""Madam, if I was your husband - I would drink it!"".

Bush, Trump, Sanders and Clinton are all on a plane and the pilot is Biden. Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!"" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, ""I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!"" He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. Clinton p…

Clinton Campaign Hillary's Clinton's response to allegations of receiving money from foreign governments to fund her campaign: ""I did NOT have financial relations with those countries!""

Hillary: I Was Beta Testing Yahoo's Password-less Login Scheme Piggybacking on today's announcement of Yahoo's ""On-Demand"" password-less password system, Hillary Clinton revealed the real reason that she had been using a private email account to conduct government business. ""Now that Yahoo has announced they're doing away with passwords, I'm finally at liberty to set the record straight,"" said Clinton. ""The one and only reason that I have been using a personal email account to conduct matte…

Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five Clinton won three games to two.

Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server.

Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Trump? The Clinton's leave a bad taste in her mouth