#bermuda

I'm not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it's just not a threatening instrument.

Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!

The Fearsome Pirate The most fearsome pirate captain on the seven seas is sailing through the Bermuda Triangle when suddenly his first mate comes up next to him and says ""Sir, one of the King's ships has been sighted over the horizon. They're armed and we should be ready for battle."" The captain turns around and replies ""Aye, thank you matey. Ready the cannons and bring me my red jacket."" The first mate is confused and asks the captain why he needs a red jacket. The captain replies ""Arr, if…

Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut.. but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen.

The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox

what does the bermuda triangle and blonds have in common they both swallow a lot of sea men

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen.

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves

The young sailor A young sailor prepares for his first deployment as sea. As this is his first deployment the captain calls him into his quarters to ask the man if he is ready for a life at sea, surrounded by seamen, and away from women. The sailor thinks for awhile and replies ""Well Captain, I'd be a lying scallywag if I did not admit that the thought of not having a woman for months at a time had not crossed me mind."" The Captain gives a warm smile and leans in to tell the young man somethin…

Ashamed Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again--being so ashamed of what they were doing.

It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.

A couple of pals had the following conversation recently: ""Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"" ""Yes, but you know how I've asked you the past 3 years for vacation ideas for me and my wife?"" ""Sure, I recall that."" ""I need to ask for something a little different this year."" ""Go ahead ... ask me."" ""Well, you know how last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant?"" ""Yes."" ""And the year before that you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pre…

Signs Your Pastor Needs A Vacation His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are ""All right, listen up you heathens..."" He falls asleep during his own sermon. He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts and a Tank Top. Every time his pager goes off, he shouts, ""Why can't they just leave me alone?!"" Announces baptismal services will be at the Grand Canyon. You go to his office for counseling and pour your heart out to him and he says, ""Sounds like a personal problem to …

We Deliver The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. ""Why don't you people leave me alone?"" the deli owner said. ""I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year...and you want to know how I made $80,000?"" ""It's not your income that bothers us,"" the agent said. ""It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife."" ""Oh, …

I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared.

What do Bermuda triangele and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of Seamen.

New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion... ...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle

Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen.

A strange thing happened at a concert in Bermuda that we went to see when on holiday. The guy playing the triangle just disappeared!