A couple of pals had the following conversation recently: ""Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"" ""Yes, but you know how I've asked you the past 3 years for vacation ideas for me and my wife?"" ""Sure, I recall that."" ""I need to ask for something a little different this year."" ""Go ahead ... ask me."" ""Well, you know how last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant?"" ""Yes."" ""And the year before that you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pregnant?"" ""Yes."" ""And the year before that when I went to Bali, when I returned my wife was pregnant?"" ""Yes"" ""Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year, so that I can bring her with me?""