Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate... I've seen a couple of versions of this joke but nothing recently on here - maybe I'm wrong.... Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate at a local college. During a break both go back for some coffee. Clinton, repulsed by McCain's over principled conservatism says ""Sir, if I was your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee"". McCain, appalled by Clinton's unbridled liberalism replies, ""Madam, if I was your husband - I would drink it!"".
Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him.
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying "I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."
"Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."
Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?
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