Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five Cl