#bill-clinton

Bill Clinton likes to go for a walk every Saturday evening... One evening

Bill Clinton said Hillary is clearly the best choice for president... He knows for a fact there is no chance she'll blow it.

Bill Clinton George W.Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

Bill Clinton finds a lantern washed up on the beach... One day Bill Clinton was walking along the beach and found a magic lamp that had washed up

Bill Clinton says ""Hey Monica you want to see the clock in the Oval Office?.......

Bill Clinton is on Air Force One when the Flight Attendant approaches with the lunch menu... Bill looks at the menu briefly

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbledupon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold

Bill Clinton steps off of a helicopter on the Whitehouse lawn carrying two pigs.

Bill Clinton Jokes... Welcome back Bill Hillary

TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws

Bill Clinton and the Pope die at the same time. There's an administrative mix up in purgatory and the Pope is sent to Hell and Clinton to Heaven.

Bill Clinton steps off of a helicopter onto the White House lawn He's carrying a pig under each arm. A marine who's there to greet him says

Bill and the Genie Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama's new puppy

Bill Clinton says "Hey Monica, you want to see the clock in the Oval Office?....... She says "sure"... and goes in there. Bill Clinton unzips his pants and pulls out his little Billy. Monica says "That's not a clock". To which Bill replies "It is if you put two hands and a face on it".

Bill Clinton and the Pope die at the same time. There's an administrative mix up in purgatory and the Pope is sent to Hell and Clinton to Heaven. After 20 minutes the mistake is discovered and the mistake rectified. As they're heading down the escalator Clinton down, the Pope up, the pope says to Clinton "I'm really looking forward to meeting the virgin Mary". To which Clinton replies "You're about five minutes too late"

TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver?,"One turns in screws one screws interns.

Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco.

TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns.

Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes.

Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica.

What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated

Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary.

What's common between Hillary and Bill Clinton? A jew blowing their presidency

Why were Huma Abedin's darkest fears about seduction by Bill Clinton unfounded? Because ultimately it was Hillary who ended up showing her the Huma door.

On the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton learned that a sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. Touched by this display of public affection, she asked the proprietor: "Tell me, what's in the special Hillary Clinton sandwich?" He replied: "Mostly baloney." All five living American Presidents had lunch together at the White House. The lunch went well – only three shoes were thrown. George Bush picked up the cheque, Bill Clinton picked up the waitress. David Letterman