Some Russian anti-war jokes 1. "Partial mobilization" is when you are drafted in whole, and returned back in parts. 2. "Dad, why are we hauled off to the trenches?" "I don't know, son, I'm not into politics." 3. For a long time, the government told us, "if you don't like Russia, go to another country." Now they tell us, "if you like Russia, go to the trenches." 4. We gave Putin our freedoms in exchange for prosperity and security. Now we have neither freedom, nor prosperity, nor security. …

In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?

A hostel in USSR A banker went to Moscow, and he stayed in a hostel on Moscow's outskirts. Only available room has three other people in it - a group of friends. He had a very important meeting the next day, but his roommates were loud; drinking, playing cards and telling jokes about communism, Lenin, Stalin and USSR. The banker, tired and sleepy, went to the reception. ""I'd like to order four teas to room 16, in 10 minutes"" he said to porter. Back in his room, he said loudly: ""Comrades, I he…

A Russian, a Cuban, an American , and a lawyer share a room on a train... As they're exchanging stories about their journey across the world, the Russian took out a bottle of fine Russian vodka, pours everyone a cup, then proceed to throw the rest out the window. The rest of them are very confused and ask why he would throw away such fine vodka. The Russian explains: ""We have much vodka in mother Russia, throwing one away would not matter. "" After a while, the Cuban takes out a box of fine Cub…