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Trump's first day at Oval office..... ........after being elected President. First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI: Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays. CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others. Trump: The Democrats created them. CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby. Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. CIA: We can't do that. Trump: Why is that? CIA: I…

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Trump on Day 1 Trump's first day at the Oval Office, after being elected President First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI: Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays. CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others. Trump: The Democrats created them. CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby. Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. CIA: We can't do that. Trump: Why is that?…

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A Saudi prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a famous Russian bovine breeder. The Russian tells him, ""I have many good animal. Here is Swedish bull, is born black color, but color turns white when grows."" ""Over there is American bull. Color when born is red, but become dark brown when full grown."" ""And here, Turkish bull. They is born dark brown, but grow up to be light brown color."" The prince says. ""I rather like the Turkish bulls. Fine specimens indeed."" ""Excellent choice, y…

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ISIS has suspicions that one of their town's members is a Russian spy Senior ISIS commanders of a smaller Syrian town have been having suspicions that one of their members is a Russian spy, and has been feeding information back to the Kremlin. After some research, they narrow their suspects down to 3 of their newest recruits. In an effort to determine which of them is the spy, they concoct a test. They let it slip to the first recruit that they will be moving storage of explosives and ammunition…

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This is a story of a perfectly married couple. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts ou…

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A priest and his atheist friend go hunting in the woods The atheist spots a turkey in the distance. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that,"" says the priest, ""lest you incur God's wrath."" They walk on some more and the atheist spots a rabbit. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses again. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that!"" Says the priest again. ""God will surely strike you down next time!"" Finally, in the deepest part of the woods, they spot a lar…

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A young woman named Jane received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Jane tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to ""clean up"" the bird's vocabulary. Finally Jane was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Jane shook the parrot and the parrot got…

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