#saint-marys

two men are sitting in a bar One of them looks at the other and says ""you look familiar... whe're you from?"" The second man replies ""Ireland"" The first man look astonished and says "" No way I'm from Ireland me self , what a small world!"" The second man then looks at the first ""What city?"" The first man says ""Doublin?"" The second man looks astonished ""No way I'm from doublin me self ! What a small world"" The first man looks at the second man ""What school you go to?"" The second man r…

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another guy. The first guy says, ""That's a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?"" The other guy says ""I'm Irish"". First guy says ""I'm Irish too! Where did you live in Ireland?"" The second guy says ""Dublin"". First guy:""Me too! When did you graduate?"" SG:""1978. What about you?"" FG:""I graduated in '78 too. Where'd you go to school?"" SG:""Saint Mary's. and you?"" FG""I went to Saint Mary's too!"" About that time, a new person walk…

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The Priest respon…

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, ""Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"" The guy replies, ""I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."" Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, ""Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."" The taxi-driv…

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, ""Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"" The guy replies, ""I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.""Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, ""Take this silken robe and golden staff and Enter the Kingdom."" The taxi-driver goes int…

A minister dies.. ..and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi-d…

Priest and Pilot A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?' The guy replies, 'I' m Bruce, retired airline pilot from Toronto.' Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' The pil…

A guy walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another guy. The first guy says, "That's a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?" The other guy says "I'm Irish". First guy says "I'm Irish too! Where did you live in Ireland?" The second guy says "Dublin". First guy:"Me too! When did you graduate?" SG:"1978. What about you?" FG:"I graduated in '78 too. Where'd you go to school?" SG:"Saint Mary's. and you?" FG"I went to Saint Mary's too!" About that time, …

At the pearly gates A minister died and was waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him was a guy in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter asked the guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replied, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, New York City." Saint Peter consulted his list, smiled and said, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver entered Heav…

Two guys in a bar Two old men are sitting in a bar. One of them looks at the other & says “You look familiar… where you from?” The second old man replies “Ireland” The first old man looks astonished & says ” No way I’m from Ireland myself, what a small world!” The second old man then looks at the first “What city?” The first old man says “Dublin?” The second old man looks astonished “No way I’m from Dublin meself! What a small world.” The first man looks at the second old ma…

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I'm from Ireland, replies the second man. The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland. Of Course, replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from? Dublin, comes the reply. I can't believe it, says the first man."I'm from Dublin too! Let's h…