#omalley

A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks the man what he'll have to drink. Man replies, ""I'll take a Guinness."" The man looks down the row of the bar to see two drunk men being very loud. He hears the first man say to the other man, ""Aye, I like your accent. Where are you from?"" The second man replies, ""Me? I'm from Ireland."" to which the first man replies ""No way, I'm from Ireland too. Bartender 2 shots of Jameson and 2 Guinnesses"" The men share their drink toget…

Three piss-drunk Irishmen leave the pub... Three piss-drunk Irishmen, (Grady, Colin and young Danny) leave the pub one foin moonlit night and, seeing one of Ireland's oldest and most iconic castles in the moonlight, sentimentally decide to do a late-night tour. They stumble up the steps and rap on the door with the big iron knocker. There is no answer, and they stagger inside. It is dark and cold inside, but the three drunks amble on. They come upon a large hall full o' tasty treats that no drun…

A Joke An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real. The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness. 'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled. 'I gave you a sham rock.'

There's these two Irish guys... And it's St. Patty's Day, so the two are getting blasted. In their drunken stupor, they strike up a conversation. The first Irishman goes, ""Hey there Laddie, where are ya from?"" The second one replies, ""Oh me? I'm straight from Ireland!"" The first Irishman smiles brightly, ""NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"" The two Irishmen down their drinks and keep chatting. ""Well, where in Ireland are you from?"" ""Dublin!"" ""NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drink…

eer booze and fun!' 'Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O'Malley of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door he said ""I'm sorry to tell you but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."" She wept an…

eer booze and fun!' 'A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why of course' comes the reply. The first man then asks 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland' replies the second man. The first man responds by saying 'You don't say. I'm from Ireland too. Let's have another round to Ireland.' 'Of course' replies the second man. Curious the first man then asks 'Where in Ireland are you from?' 'Dublin' comes the reply. 'I can't believe it' says the …

Two Irish men are sitting in bar in New York.... The one Irish man turns to the other and asks him where he is from. The second Irish man responds by saying, " I'm from northern Ireland." "Me too!" Says the first Irish man. He proceeds to ask the second Irish man where he went to school. "St. Mary's Catholic church" "Me too! What year did you graduate?" "1974" "Oh! Me too" they went on for a while discussing the similarities between their lives. One local turns to the bartender and asks, "Wha…

A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a top secret package "Go to this small town in Ireland, find our agent named O'Malley and say the following to him: 'the shadows of the moon are getting dark.' He'll reply 'but the sun will guarantee the light.' When he says that, give him the package and head home." So the agent goes to the small Irish town but only sees a handful of shops and a farm. He walks up to the farmer and says "I'm looking for a man named O'Malley." The farmer replies "yo…

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I'm from Ireland, replies the second man. The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland. Of Course, replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from? Dublin, comes the reply. I can't believe it, says the first man."I'm from Dublin too! Let's h…