There's these two Irish guys... And it's St. Patty's Day, so the two are getting blasted. In their drunken stupor, they strike up a conversation. The first Irishman goes, ""Hey there Laddie, where are ya from?"" The second one replies, ""Oh me? I'm straight from Ireland!"" The first Irishman smiles brightly, ""NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"" The two Irishmen down their drinks and keep chatting. ""Well, where in Ireland are you from?"" ""Dublin!"" ""NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"" Again, they down their drinks as their excitement (and drunkenness) increase. ""Well, did you know Ol' Johnny Brennan?!?"" ""He was one of my best friends!"" ""NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"" While the two Irishmen are finishing their drinks, another partron comes and sits at the bar. When the bartender comes over, the newcomer says, ""How's it going Mickey!"" Mickey, the bartender, replies, ""Pretty good, pretty good. The O'Malley twins are drunk again."" EDIT:I feel like I can't fix it or else no one will know what you guys are talking about.