A man is at a banquet with other veterans
Bob is at a banquet with other veterans of various conflicts. He had history in the Angolan Civil War, but was ashamed to only be an "in the wire" medic and not seeing much action.
Bob sees another vet, Rich, who goes on about a perilous journey during Vietnam, resulting in explosions, gunfights, anything a good war story comprises of.
Rich turns to Bob and asks, "Whattabout you?" Bob goes pale, and scrambles for a story. He quickly thinks one up and …