John arrives home from work one day to hear a voice in his head telling him to quit his job ...quit his job, sell it all, and fly to Vegas. Day after day, it is the same thing. ""John, quit your job, sell the house, don't tell the wife, and fly to Vegas."" Over time it starts to get more and more specific. ""John, quit your job at the bank. Sell the house for no less than $200k ,take out all of the cash, don't tell Mary, and take the 11:15am flight direct to Vegas..."" Eventually, John can't han…

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A Wall Street banker finishes work for the day and heads outside to wait for his Uber home. Whilst waiting, he mistakenly makes eye contact with a homeless man busking outside the building. The busker perks up and shouts out "Excuse me, sir! Do you possibly have ten dollars for a meal?" "No, I don't." replies the banker, curtly. "That's a shame", replies the man. "Well, do you have five bucks for a sandwich?" "No, I don't have five dollars either!", snaps the banker, rolling his eyes. "Hmm.…

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An Uber is cruising down a boulevard when it runs a red light. β€œHey!” the passenger shouts. β€œBe careful!” β€œDon’t worry,” says the driver. β€œMy brother does it all the time.” He barrels through the next red light, and the passenger screams, β€œStop doing that!” β€œI’m telling you, my brother does this all the time.” They approach the next light. Just when it turns green, the driver slams on the brakes. The confused passenger asks, β€œYou just ran two red lights; why’d you stop at a green?” β€œI had …

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