#sir-do

Car accident After a car crash, there are two white and two black people who are injured. When the ambulance arrives, they start to treat the white people. The two black guy start to shout: - Hey! What about us? - Sir. Do you know the colours? - Of course. - And what colour is our van? - White. - See? The black one will arrive soon!

A man gets pulled over for running a stop sign in the middle of the night. Officer says ""Evening sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Man says ""Yeah I guess I kind of rolled through that stop sign. It's late and there's no traffic so I just slowed down instead of stopping. No big deal right?"" Officer thinks for a moment and then begins punching the man repeatedly in the face. Man screams ""What the hell is wrong with you."" Officer replies ""So, do you want me to stop or slow down!?""

Today, I walked into a restaurant. "Hi, is my table ready?" "No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?" "No, that's okay." "Great, take these salads to table six then."

The Wisdom of an Older Man An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. ''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'' ''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

A Wall Street banker finishes work for the day and heads outside to wait for his Uber home. Whilst waiting, he mistakenly makes eye contact with a homeless man busking outside the building. The busker perks up and shouts out "Excuse me, sir! Do you possibly have ten dollars for a meal?" "No, I don't." replies the banker, curtly. "That's a shame", replies the man. "Well, do you have five bucks for a sandwich?" "No, I don't have five dollars either!", snaps the banker, rolling his eyes. "Hmm.…