#turkey

A woman goes to get a tattoo The tattoo artist asks her what she wants and she points to her legs and says right here I want a great big Christmas Tree and on my left thigh I want a great big turkey.

There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey.

What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup""

1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.

A turkey was chatting with a bull... A turkey was chatting with a bull.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though.

If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?

Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane. Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force.

What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey

If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey.

It's Thanksgiving who doesn't like Turkey?

What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? I stuff the turkey before eating it.

If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?

Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department.

I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it

What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey

What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot?,"At Christmas there's a nip in the air.

How do you end world hunger?,"Put Turkey in Greece to cook it then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What did the turkey say to the goat?,"The turkey said gobble, gobble gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Would you watch a turkey dance?,"No but I'd watch a chicken strip.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?,"It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece and the breakup of China.

What's the best way to reheat turkey? Nuke it.