What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.#Abdul#Turkey#Animals#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide#Turkey#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken strip.#Turkey#Animals#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because he was Trans-Chicken#Turkey#Animals#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why was the female turkey such a good fit for the Nazi party? Herr Goebbels.#Turkey#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey#Turkey#Eu#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.#Turkey#Greece#China#United Nations+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed.#Turkey#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving? Being a starving African Child.#Turkey#Holiday#Kids#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common? They are all against Turkey#Russia#Turkey#Animals#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off? There were too many fowls.#Turkey#Germany#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse? It's been censored there.#Turkey#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey.#Turkey#Animals#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they're both roasted#Vin Diesel#Turkey#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common? Turkey and grease#Europe#Turkey#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →