#technology

i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like "eh who cares i bet it's dumb" that's Internet Adulthood

I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone

Me: Hi Kid: M: Still? It's been a week K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE! M: You didn't die. Calm down.

I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone.

in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving

Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so

[phone rings] "Mr Hughes?" "Yeah." "We need u to come pick yr son up from school." "Ugh. Whats he done now?" "Nothing. Its nearly midnight."

I love engaging with brands on the Internet!

Just saw a woman talking on a pay phone. It was so disorienting that for a moment I thought I had been transported to 1990.

Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?

That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit

On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry.

Telling our kids we were born before the Internet is going to be the new 'I walked to school in the snow without shoes'

I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.

Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home

Just said, "Sorry, I have to go," out loud to my computer.

fun prank: text a girl "we need to talk right now" and then throw your phone into a river

Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code

Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us.

Facebook game requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet

It doesn't matter how hard you think you are. When a toddler hands you their ringing toy cell phone, you'll still answer it.

A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle.

"Hacker" simply means "a person who is skilled with computers." To describe a computer criminal, use "Linux user."

My phone just autocorrected "Haha" to "Jaja" so I guess I'm Mexican now.

Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone.