#rio

Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That's like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house.

Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story.

Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting.

What do you call it when a bunch of Olympic swimmers have the shits for days? Dia-Rio.

The Pommel Horse There is excitement in men's gymnastics at the Olympics in Rio. One man from Germany tore his ACL (Anterior Cruciate Ligament) in rehearsal on the pommel horse, but entered anyway and scored high enough to allow Germany to advance. Talk about playing through the pain! In women's gymnastics, again for 2016, there were no entries in the pommel unicorn.

How do you get last place in the Rio jokes olympics. You tell a Rio bad joke.

I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio! From Athletics to zika!

Is your fridge running? Why didn't you send it to Rio? All the best to our contestants!

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What's the difference between the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presedential race? The Olympic competitors are qualified.

Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes.

An team of aliens comes to Earth to study the planet. A group of aliens land on the planet with the intent of studying the planet for scientific purposes. The humans agree to their wishes and allow them to do what they want as long as they don't do any harm or damage. So the aliens create a research site and begin what they came to do. First they inspect the air. They realize that the air of the planet not clean enough and is full of viruses. The humans tell them that it is due to a large popula…

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!

With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth.

This years Olympics in Rio is going to be one of the most steady and relaxing Games in history No one will be Russian.

Am I going to Rio? No. I'd avoid it like the plague.

How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars.

Funny but old fake adopt an Enron Exec email from way back. Remember that whole Enron Scandal? I was looking through some old computer back up disks and found this. Probably wont be funny to younger kids but some old farts like me might get a chuckle: **Adopt an Enron Executive** Dear kind-hearted friends...Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level. …

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title Rio Olympics

What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified.

Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016?,"Those on Team Great Britain because they'll leave.

Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016? Those on Team Great Britain, because they'll leave.