Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That's like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house.#Rio#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.#Rio#Olympic Stadium#Ebay#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected.#Rio#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story.#Rio#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →