A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ""Honey, I'll be right back."" Where are you going, Coochy Coo?"" asked the wife. ""I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."" The wife said, ""You want a beer, my love?"" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer -- brands from 12 different countries incl…

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter. The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, ""We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"" The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, ""We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"" The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out. The German asks why he threw the Mexican out. And the Amer…

Old Soviet joke about popular movie character called Stirlietz (Soviet spy in fascist Germany ) You should read it with strong Russian accent. Stirlietz caught a mouse. Then he injected a syringe full of gasoline inside poor animal. The mouse began run furiously in different directions. Then suddenly it fell down dead on the floor. - Look's like it had run out of petrol - thought Stirlietz.

Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in the snail factory and his super hairy-legged girlfriend Michelle says: ""Jean-Claude, today ze light-bulb, it has gone out. You must change it for me."" And after guzzling a bottle of wine and reading a boring and absurdly incomprehensible novel about nothingness, Jean-Claude says, ""What am I? Ze Electricien?"" The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in his silly little car that has a hor…