*Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food.

""Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!"" ""E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!"" The next day: ""Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night."" ""Hauw... so ok then. Just give me my money back."" ""Sorry Sipho I already spent that money.."" Eish, so ok then. Just bring me the dead cow."" So Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning. A few weeks later Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow: ""You won't believe it, Bong…

Alaskan Bear Hunting Trip A man saves up his money all Summer to go on an Alaskan bear hunting trip. He gets out into the wilderness and tracks through the underbrush for hours when he finally spots a little black bear. He gets that bear in his sights and BANG shoots him dead! At just that moment he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to come face to face with a brown bear. The brown bear stands up to his full height and says, ""Now listen here, you and me, we got a problem. You see tha…

25 years married, and not a single argument Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary... They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their happy going marriage. NDTV corespondent was very curious to know the secret and asked the husband: ""Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "" Husband: ""We are a happy couple since marr…