*Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food.

Alaskan Bear Hunting Trip A man saves up his money all Summer to go on an Alaskan bear hunting trip. He gets out into the wilderness and tracks through the underbrush for hours when he finally spots a little black bear. He gets that bear in his sights and BANG shoots him dead! At just that moment he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to come face to face with a brown bear. The brown bear stands up to his full height and says, ""Now listen here, you and me, we got a problem. You see tha…

25 years married, and not a single argument Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary... They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their happy going marriage. NDTV corespondent was very curious to know the secret and asked the husband: ""Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "" Husband: ""We are a happy couple since marr…

Someone else Once upon a time there was a rich 80 year old man who had a smoking hot wife 50 years younger than him. So one day the old man was walking in the pavement and smiling. A friend of him saw the old man and asked why he is so happy, the old man answered "" Im about to be a father! My wife is pregnant."" The friend looked into old man's eyes and said "" Let me tell you a story."" ""Once upon a time there was a man walking in the forest with nothing but his cane in his hand. After a whil…